What’s that you say? You’d like to pay me anyway for the Chrismilamas Single and want to know my preferred method of payment? Feel free to send any/all of these to Milam HQ at the South Pole, East Nashville:
1) Cookies. Any kind, but preferably “good.”
2) An SEC Championship for the Alabama Crimson Tiders.
3) Marisa Miller.
4) A trampoline.
5) Peace on earth.
So hop on Myspace or Facebook next Monday and get “Lovesick Cafe”!
In my winter underwear,
***This offer is good for those who celebrate non-Christmas holidays, even those who celebrate nothing at all and hate the holiday season. You’re welcome. Grinch.